John Z Townsend
I just saw a picture of a butt.
You know what’s still got it going on?
Butts. 
I’ve seen a lot of butts. I will see even more butts (GOD WILLING!) in the future. If you counted all the butts I’ve seen up to this point, it’s probably only half of the amount of butts I’m going to see in my entire life.  
BUT! You know what?
It’s just good to remember that, hey, butts are still cool by me. 

I just saw a picture of a butt.

You know what’s still got it going on?

Butts. 

I’ve seen a lot of butts. I will see even more butts (GOD WILLING!) in the future. If you counted all the butts I’ve seen up to this point, it’s probably only half of the amount of butts I’m going to see in my entire life.  

BUT! You know what?

It’s just good to remember that, hey, butts are still cool by me.