John Z Townsend
corypalmer:

johneveretttrowbridge:

Please Reblog with Caption

“I’m dumb and love farts.”
“Me too!”

“…And if you’re just tuning in, Alan farted in my eye so bad it made me blind.”
“Then John farted in MY EYES, and now I’m blind!”
“Now we can get seeing eye dogs!”
“We better not fart in their eyes!”
“I might!”
“Me too!”

corypalmer:

johneveretttrowbridge:

Please Reblog with Caption

“I’m dumb and love farts.”

“Me too!”

“…And if you’re just tuning in, Alan farted in my eye so bad it made me blind.”

“Then John farted in MY EYES, and now I’m blind!”

“Now we can get seeing eye dogs!”

“We better not fart in their eyes!”

“I might!”

“Me too!”