February 2012
9 posts
January 2012
39 posts
hello-newman asked: OH hiiiii there JZT
Gradu-WAIT (A POEM)
And now, a poem:
Did you graduate?
You need to gradu-WAIT
Turn around
And kiss me
“All men dream: but not equally. Those who dream by night in the dusty recesses...”
– ― T.E. Lawrence
..but also Roseanne
(via abbijacobson)
Hey this quote was at the beginning of Uncharted 3: Drake’s Deception.
Matthew Brian Cohen - Tumblr Fun Edition: Favorite... →
thematthewbriancohen:
I struggled to think of which song off “Exile In Guyville” I wanted to write about. The whole album could have made up most of my list. I chose Shatter because it would be difficult to write about, because so much of the song is based off of a feeling it gives me. It’s not like “Flower”,…
Matt Cohen rules
The Tiny Wives Club: A Look Back At The Year 2000 →
thetinywivesclub:
Sometimes life moves so fast that we forget to stop and look back at what has led us up to this point. In an effort of reflection here are some things from the year 2000 that you might have forgotten about.
Popular phrases from the year 2000:
-“Damn girl, where your wheelchair at?”
…
This is some important writing.
Don't Drive Slow Treatment
Ever since I posted the Party School treatment people have been asking me do you only write comedies? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! To show all the haters what kinda range I’m dealing with, check out my new treatment for an action movie/father son drama DON’T. DRIVE. SLOW!!!
DONT DRIVE SLOW TREATMENT
Act 1
Dagger Dialdo just got out of prison for a crime he didn’t commit. He was imprisoned for...
Party School Treatment
PLEASE PASS ONTO PRODUCERS/STUDIOS/INVESTORS/TRUST FUND BABES
PARTY SCHOOL TREATMENT
Written by Johnny Jazz Townsend
Act 1
High School student Paul “Pubes” Puebel (THE BULLIES CALL HIM PUBES BUT HE’S LIKE WHATEVER) has one dream: to go to Princeton University. When other kids were studying the curves of the lady body, Paul was studying Greek sculpture. When other kids were studying the...
Songs: Ohia “Just Be Simple”
December 2011
35 posts
