John Z Townsend
The Bill Engvall Show Season 5 Scripts (so far)!!!

Here are the scripts for the Bill Engvall Show Season 5 so far that Mitchell Stephen Fesh and I have written. Get caught up for the finale, this Wednesday!

Episode 1

Episode 2

Episode 3

Episode 4

Episode 5

Episode 6

Come join us on Wednesday March 26th at Videology at 7 PM for the SEASON FINALE!

catweddings:

This is JZT's cat wedding. I don't know John very well, but I think he's a funny guy. That's basically the bonds of our friendship. Once we got together and thought up some stuff we could do for Channel 101. The best idea was an action-packed detective series with a 70-year-old private eye. I'd still like to do that some day.


I did this!

catweddings:

This is JZT's cat wedding. I don't know John very well, but I think he's a funny guy. That's basically the bonds of our friendship. Once we got together and thought up some stuff we could do for Channel 101. The best idea was an action-packed detective series with a 70-year-old private eye. I'd still like to do that some day.

I did this!

drujohnston:

Fifty-One Nifty United States

Here’s a sketch children’s song I wrote for Bellevue’s show back in October. It’s based on a song I thought everyone sang back in elementary school, but then it turned out only myself and Claire had so we forced the rest of Bellevue to memorize all the states in alphabetical order. 

It was worth it.

Directed by Brandon Gulya and starring the entire team!

One of my favorite Bellevue sketches!

Here’s a video Moriarty made! Janet and I wrote it. I think it’s technically cyber bullying but IDK

moriartycomedy:

Liquid Courage - 01.10.14. Part 2.

Part two of a super fun night. LC will be back on January 24 (go see The Lady Jam on Jan 17!).

This was a very fun night!

And how will they know about my work?

mattfractionblog:

By working hard. By doing good work. By doing work that consistently improves over time. By meeting people. By working hard. By doing good work. By hustling. By selling yourself. By selling your book. By working hard. By doing good work. By shaking hands. By taking notes. By connecting with peers. By meeting artists. By meeting colorists. By handing your book out to friends, and friends of friends, to other writers, other artists, and editors you may meet. By working hard. By doing good work. By going to shows. By reading everything you can get your hands on. By thinking about comics more than you think about how to break in to comics. By learning how to promote your work. By promoting your work in new spaces, to new faces, and having them not want your head on a pike for it. By not being crazy. By not being lazy. By not being entitled. By working hard. By doing good work. By working hard. By doing good work. By working hard. By doing good work. By working hard. By doing good work. And by working hard.

yourfriendmitch:

2014.

The Bill Engvall Show is returning???

It is!

yourfriendmitch:

whoamorgan:

Beyond excited to wrestle in my own match.
Saturday, UCB Chelsea. midnight. No holds barred. $5.00. Bring your mom.

BRING YOUR MOM.

everyone bring your moms!

yourfriendmitch:

whoamorgan:

Beyond excited to wrestle in my own match.

Saturday, UCB Chelsea. midnight. No holds barred. $5.00. Bring your mom.

BRING YOUR MOM.

everyone bring your moms!

Looking for an apartment

Hey! 

I’m looking for a new place to live come January. Just me. If you need a new roommate, let me know. If you need someone to look for a new apartment, also let me know! And if you know of any cool apartments or places opening up, don’t let me know. 

NOT! Let me know!

I’m also down to look into sublet options. 

Fesh and I are hard at work writing the fifth season of the Bill Engvall Show. 

Fesh and I are hard at work writing the fifth season of the Bill Engvall Show. 

It’s dark because you are trying too hard. Lightly child, lightly. Learn to do everything lightly. Yes, feel lightly even though you’re feeling deeply. Just lightly let things happen and lightly cope with them. I was so preposterously serious in those days… Lightly, lightly — it’s the best advice ever given me. So throw away your baggage and go forward. There are quicksands all about you, sucking at your feet, trying to suck you down into fear and self-pity and despair. That’s why you must walk so lightly. Lightly, my darling.
Island, Aldous Huxley (via maddierose)
robotriley:

Life is good.

robotriley:

Life is good.

yourfriendmitch:

danmaxfox:

markvigeant:

kingmakersketch:

THIS SATURDAY AT 11:30PM IS OSFUG AT THE UCBEAST
it’s gonna be fuggin’ CRAZY. Last month Dan ate a banana with the peel on it then chugged half a bottle of whiskey. WHAT TERRIBLE THING IS HE GONNA DO TO HIS BODY THIS MONTH?
STARRING: JZT, Fesh, Riley Soloner, Katie Simon, Becky Abrams, Michael Wolf, Dr. Ian Stroud, Colin O’Brien, and us Kingmaker bros
https://www.facebook.com/events/252496841541631/

COME OUT TO THIS AND YOU MAY OR MAY NOT SEE A TALKING DOG

i’ll be at this show cause it fucking rocks

WOOOOOO! MEAN! BY GOD! GENE!

MEAN! BY GOD! GENE!
It’s very cool what we’re able to do with our lives. 

yourfriendmitch:

danmaxfox:

markvigeant:

kingmakersketch:

THIS SATURDAY AT 11:30PM IS OSFUG AT THE UCBEAST

it’s gonna be fuggin’ CRAZY. Last month Dan ate a banana with the peel on it then chugged half a bottle of whiskey. WHAT TERRIBLE THING IS HE GONNA DO TO HIS BODY THIS MONTH?

STARRING: JZT, Fesh, Riley Soloner, Katie Simon, Becky Abrams, Michael Wolf, Dr. Ian Stroud, Colin O’Brien, and us Kingmaker bros

https://www.facebook.com/events/252496841541631/

COME OUT TO THIS AND YOU MAY OR MAY NOT SEE A TALKING DOG

i’ll be at this show cause it fucking rocks

WOOOOOO! MEAN! BY GOD! GENE!

MEAN! BY GOD! GENE!

It’s very cool what we’re able to do with our lives. 

moriartycomedy:

Our debut show from October is now online! Watch it, share it, get ready for our next show on December 9th! Moriarty loves you. 

Our debut show is online!