John Z Townsend

Here it is, a brand new video from JZT & Fesh! This is based on a sketch we did at Liquid Courage many moons ago. How did it go? GREAT. How is this video? EVEN BETTER. 

Starring Billy Bob Thompson and Peter Sherer, shot by David Bluvband. Produced by Teresa Lee. YOU WILL LOVE THIS VIDEO AND IT WILL MAKE YOU A STRONGER PERSON. 

This is a sketch I wrote for Moriarty’s last show! It’s called “Proud To Be an American”, and it SATIRES THIS PRECIOUS THING WE CALL AMERICA WITH:

NO FEAR

NO HOLDS BARRED

NO RESTRAINT

and personally? I have 

NO REGRETS! 

COME AT ME, MR. OBAMA? OH, YOU CAN’T? YOU’RE TOO BUSY USING YOUR POWER FOR YOUR PERSONAL PROFIT? MY BAD! 

FUCK THE POLICE!

The Bill Engvall Show Season 5 Scripts

Here are the scripts for the Bill Engvall Show Season 5 so far that Mitchell Stephen Fesh and I have written. Get caught up for the finale, this Wednesday!

Episode 1

Episode 2

Episode 3

Episode 4

Episode 5

Episode 6

Episode 7

Episode 8

catweddings:

This is JZT's cat wedding. I don't know John very well, but I think he's a funny guy. That's basically the bonds of our friendship. Once we got together and thought up some stuff we could do for Channel 101. The best idea was an action-packed detective series with a 70-year-old private eye. I'd still like to do that some day.


I did this!

catweddings:

This is JZT's cat wedding. I don't know John very well, but I think he's a funny guy. That's basically the bonds of our friendship. Once we got together and thought up some stuff we could do for Channel 101. The best idea was an action-packed detective series with a 70-year-old private eye. I'd still like to do that some day.

I did this!

drujohnston:

Fifty-One Nifty United States

Here’s a sketch children’s song I wrote for Bellevue’s show back in October. It’s based on a song I thought everyone sang back in elementary school, but then it turned out only myself and Claire had so we forced the rest of Bellevue to memorize all the states in alphabetical order. 

It was worth it.

Directed by Brandon Gulya and starring the entire team!

One of my favorite Bellevue sketches!

Here’s a video Moriarty made! Janet and I wrote it. I think it’s technically cyber bullying but IDK

moriartycomedy:

Liquid Courage - 01.10.14. Part 2.

Part two of a super fun night. LC will be back on January 24 (go see The Lady Jam on Jan 17!).

This was a very fun night!

And how will they know about my work?

mattfractionblog:

By working hard. By doing good work. By doing work that consistently improves over time. By meeting people. By working hard. By doing good work. By hustling. By selling yourself. By selling your book. By working hard. By doing good work. By shaking hands. By taking notes. By connecting with peers. By meeting artists. By meeting colorists. By handing your book out to friends, and friends of friends, to other writers, other artists, and editors you may meet. By working hard. By doing good work. By going to shows. By reading everything you can get your hands on. By thinking about comics more than you think about how to break in to comics. By learning how to promote your work. By promoting your work in new spaces, to new faces, and having them not want your head on a pike for it. By not being crazy. By not being lazy. By not being entitled. By working hard. By doing good work. By working hard. By doing good work. By working hard. By doing good work. By working hard. By doing good work. And by working hard.

yourfriendmitch:

2014.

The Bill Engvall Show is returning???

It is!

yourfriendmitch:

whoamorgan:

Beyond excited to wrestle in my own match.
Saturday, UCB Chelsea. midnight. No holds barred. $5.00. Bring your mom.

BRING YOUR MOM.

everyone bring your moms!

yourfriendmitch:

whoamorgan:

Beyond excited to wrestle in my own match.

Saturday, UCB Chelsea. midnight. No holds barred. $5.00. Bring your mom.

BRING YOUR MOM.

everyone bring your moms!

Looking for an apartment

Hey! 

I’m looking for a new place to live come January. Just me. If you need a new roommate, let me know. If you need someone to look for a new apartment, also let me know! And if you know of any cool apartments or places opening up, don’t let me know. 

NOT! Let me know!

I’m also down to look into sublet options. 

Fesh and I are hard at work writing the fifth season of the Bill Engvall Show. 

Fesh and I are hard at work writing the fifth season of the Bill Engvall Show. 

It’s dark because you are trying too hard. Lightly child, lightly. Learn to do everything lightly. Yes, feel lightly even though you’re feeling deeply. Just lightly let things happen and lightly cope with them. I was so preposterously serious in those days… Lightly, lightly — it’s the best advice ever given me. So throw away your baggage and go forward. There are quicksands all about you, sucking at your feet, trying to suck you down into fear and self-pity and despair. That’s why you must walk so lightly. Lightly, my darling.
Island, Aldous Huxley (via maddierose)
robotriley:

Life is good.

robotriley:

Life is good.